1. "How you get so big eating food of this kind?"

2. "Tell him about the Twinkie."   "What about the Twinkie?"

3. "There you will slowly digest for a thousand years."

4. "I only use it for medicinal purposes."

5. "Bad dates."

6. "Ah, dessert. Chilled monkey brains."

7. "How's the soup?"   "Excuse me?"   "I SAID HOW'S THE 
     SOUP??"

8. "Yeah, well, when the Pirates of Caribbean broke down, the 
     pirates didn't eat the tourists."

9. "Spice. Raw. Unrefined."

10. "A dog will make a fine meal."

11. "They're maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots."

12. "Feed me, Seymour."

13. "We call it the 'Good Morning Burger'."

14. "Slimy but satisfying."

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