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Guilty Pleasures

QUOTE QUIZ NUMBER FIVE

1. "What should I get? Donuts?"   "Sure, we're cops" 

2. "And really bad eggs. Drink up me hardies. Yo-Ho!" 

3. "I don't want to be a pie. I don't like gravy." 

4. "Newman, what are you doing?"   "I'm thinking."   "Well, think me up a
     cup of coffee and a chocolate doughnut with some of those little
     sprinkles on top, while you're thinking." 

5. "What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?"   "Po-tay-toes. Boil 'em,
     mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice
     piece of fried fish." 

6. "But you are not eating?"   "I had bugs for lunch." 

7. "He looked me straight in the eye and said, '(name), can I trouble you
     for the salt?' " 

8. "To my knowledge, he lived out the rest of his days drinking his food
     through a straw." 

9. "Fish are friends, not food" 

10. "She tasted like cigarettes." 

11. "I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a man who's lining up to
      be a hot lunch."

12. "No thanks, (name). I'm trying to cut down."   "Drink the drink."   "But I
      don't want the drink."   "He doesn't want the drink."   He does."   "I
      don't."   "You do."   "I don't."   "You do."   "I don't."   "You do."   "I
      don't."   "You don't."   "I do."   "You don't."   "I do."   "You don't."  
      "Listen, when I say I do, that means I do."   

13. "You know what I miss? I miss green. Trees and grass. I love green."
       I'd love a hot dog."   "The Astrodome. Good hot dogs."   " Astrodome?
      You can't grow a good hot dog indoors. Yankee Stadium. September.
      Hot dogs have been broiling since the opening day in April. That's a
      hot dog."   "The yellow mustard or the darker one?"   "Darker." 
      "That's important."


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