1. "Well, we had a choice, steak or fish."   "Yes. Yes, I
     remember. I had lasagna." Airplane

2. "You get to drink from the fire hose!" UHF

3. "Are you sure they're real lemons?"   "Yes."   "I'll tell you
     what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl
     Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?"   "Are they made
     from real Girl Scouts?" Addams Family

4. "It's time for spice, and the lucky spice is... paprika! 'Oh
     thank you, thank you! You've made me the happiest
     spice in the world!'" Bachelor Party

5. "Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until
     someone passes out. Then bring one every ten." Back to
     School

6. "You played a *tomato* for 30 seconds -- they went a half a
     day over schedule because you wouldn't sit down."  
     "Yes -- it wasn't logical."   "YOU WERE A TOMATO! A
     tomato doesn't have logic! A tomato can't move!"  
     "That's what I said! So if he can't move, how's he
     gonna sit down, George? I was a stand-up tomato:
     a juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato! Nobody does vegetables
     like me!" Tootsie

7. "Give me a Tab."   "Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you
     order something!"   "Alright, give me a Pepsi Free."  
     "You want a Pepsi, PAL, you're gonna pay for it!" Back to
     the Future

8. "Water... water..."   "Water... water..."   "Oil... oil..."  
     "Room service... room service..." Spaceballs

9. "I want fat, I want cholesterol! I wanna eat butter and
     bacon and BUCKETS of cheese!" Demolition Man

10. "You think you're tough? You eat beans every day?
     There's a handful of scarecrows left in Denver give
     anything for a mouthful of what you got." Red Dawn

11. "Too many free radicals. That's your problem."   "Free
     radicals, sir?"   "Yes. They're toxins that destroy the body
     and the brain, caused by eating too much red meat and
     white bread and too many dry martinis!"   "Then I shall
     cut out the white bread, sir." Never Say Never Again

12. "Grandfather say it not rain everyday. This is good news,
     guaranteed. I bet your lunch."   "Okay, you're on."   "Come
     on... [Reads.] You are fired. Oh."   "Well, at least I won
     lunch." The Fifth Element

13. "You will remember to wash your hands before you eat
     anything?" Jurassic Park

14. "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's
     problems." The Simpsons

15. "What's that?"   "Antidote."   "For what?"   "The poison
     you just drank." Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom